{"product_id":"mentally-unstable-skater-dress","title":"Mentally Unstable Skater Dress","description":"For the girls who look soft but have entire psychological plot twists happening internally.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Mentally Unstable Skater Dress blends sweetness, chaos, and emotional complexity into one dangerously cute outfit. Featuring the surreal brain-root artwork from the Mentally Unstable collection, this dress was made for overfeelers, creative souls, and women learning how to romanticize the madness instead of hiding it.\u003cbr\u003e\nCute enough for compliments.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnhinged enough to make them nervous afterward.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for festivals, summer nights, concerts, café dates, spontaneous adventures, emotional rebirths, and pretending your life isn’t held together by playlists and intuition.\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft and lightweight feel\u003cbr\u003e\nFlowy skater-style fit\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal Mentally Unstable artwork\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for movement, confidence, and emotional chaos with style\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for humans operating on caffeine, self-awareness, and beautifully unstable energy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: may attract intense eye contact, emotionally unavailable people, and random main character moments.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Shamanic Needles ","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":43307780964441,"sku":"6083319_46399","price":38.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":43307780997209,"sku":"6083319_46400","price":38.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43307781029977,"sku":"6083319_46401","price":38.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43307781062745,"sku":"6083319_46402","price":38.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43307781095513,"sku":"6083319_46403","price":38.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":43307781128281,"sku":"6083319_46404","price":38.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":43307781161049,"sku":"6083319_46405","price":38.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/4145\/5449\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_11_2026_11_29_51_PM.png?v=1778535271","url":"https:\/\/shamanicneedles.com\/products\/mentally-unstable-skater-dress","provider":"Shamanic Needles ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}