{"product_id":"mentally-unstable-unisex-cap","title":"Mentally Unstable Unisex Cap","description":"For the people holding it together with dark humor, caffeine, and questionable coping mechanisms.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Mentally Unstable Cap keeps things simple while making a very emotionally loud statement. Clean black design. Bold neon lettering. The perfect accessory for overthinkers, emotionally exhausted philosophers, and humans one minor inconvenience away from staring dramatically into the void.\u003cbr\u003e\nMinimal effort. Maximum psychological honesty.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for bad hair days, airport dissociation, grocery store existentialism, concerts, gym sessions, and avoiding conversations while still looking dangerously cool.\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nClassic unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e\nAdjustable strap for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\nMinimal Mentally Unstable design\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for emotionally chaotic humans with excellent taste\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: may attract therapists, red flags, and people who say “you seem emotionally interesting.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Shamanic Needles ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43307794169945,"sku":"3707085_7854","price":17.77,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/4145\/5449\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_12_2026_01_02_51_AM.png?v=1778540903","url":"https:\/\/shamanicneedles.com\/products\/mentally-unstable-unisex-cap","provider":"Shamanic Needles ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}