{"product_id":"mind-glitch-utility-bag","title":"Mind Glitch Utility Bag","description":"For carrying your essentials through this beautifully broken simulation.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Mind Glitch Utility Bag was designed for chaotic thinkers, city wanderers, festival ghosts, and people whose lives somehow require carrying lip balm, charger cables, emotional damage, and at least three unfinished thoughts at all times.\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing neon glitch-web artwork stretched across a sleek black design, this bag looks like a fragment of a corrupted timeline that accidentally became fashion.\u003cbr\u003e\nCompact, practical, and slightly suspicious in energy.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for travel, concerts, tattoo conventions, night walks, airports, creative missions, and pretending you totally have your life together while your brain runs twenty-seven tabs in the background.\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nAdjustable strap\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight and durable\u003cbr\u003e\nOriginal Mind Glitch artwork\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for movement, chaos, and everyday survival\u003cbr\u003e\nFits essentials, secrets, and existential crises comfortably\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: may attract deep conversations and people who say “you seem interesting” before changing your life.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalate level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Shamanic Needles ","offers":[{"title":"S\/M","offer_id":43307725291609,"sku":"1041654_9986","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M\/L","offer_id":43307725324377,"sku":"1041654_9987","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/4145\/5449\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_12_2026_12_42_29_AM.png?v=1778539382","url":"https:\/\/shamanicneedles.com\/products\/mind-glitch-utility-bag","provider":"Shamanic Needles ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}