{"product_id":"my-happiness-reserved-but-not-included","title":"MY HAPPINESS — Reserved but not Included","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for symbolic purposes only.\u003cbr\u003eYou're not buying happiness — you’re sponsoring its search.\u003cbr\u003eThis chair has been reserved for My Happiness™ since approximately 1997.\u003cbr\u003eShe's elusive, moody, and occasionally posts cryptic Instagram stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes a digital certificate of symbolic possession, emailed after checkout.\u003cbr\u003eNo balloons, chairs, or joy will be physically delivered, except if requested.\u003cbr\u003eThis is an art piece. A conceptual item. A coping mechanism. A cosmic joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Price: 11.111\u003cbr\u003e(Coincidence? Not at all.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚨 Disclaimer: Not legally happiness. Not a substitute for therapy. Not edible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: This item is clearly symbolic and not intended for actual use, but...\u003cbr\u003eif someone out there is crazy enough to buy it — there’s only one in stock.\u003cbr\u003eJust saying. No pressure. Universe works in mysterious (and expensive) ways.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re buying this, congratulations - you are now part of the resistance.\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to Shamanic Needles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shamanic Needles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42528316162137,"sku":null,"price":11111.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/4145\/5449\/files\/IMG_3697.png?v=1753455747","url":"https:\/\/shamanicneedles.com\/products\/my-happiness-reserved-but-not-included","provider":"Shamanic Needles ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}