{"product_id":"untitled-jul25_17-31","title":"IVANA’s Shadow — Limited Edition Darkness","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are not buying a shadow.\u003cbr\u003eYou’re buying a digital ritual, a cosmic inside joke, and the bragging rights to say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Yeah, I bought someone’s shadow online.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 What’s included:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA raw photo of Ivana’s actual shadow (unedited, captured during an identity crisis)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Certificate of Shadow Possession™ delivered via email or WhatsApp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe vague feeling you just did something powerful and\/or cursed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Not included:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRefunds (the shadow is non-refundable by metaphysical law)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight (obviously)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmotional stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌀 This item is part of our WTF Are We Even Buying collection, where satire and shadow work hold hands and skip into capitalism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne fragment. One price. One soul slightly more disturbed than before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Side effects may include laughter, confusion, and sudden reflection on your own shadow. Enter the loop consciously.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shamanic Needles ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42528010207321,"sku":null,"price":7.77,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0657\/4145\/5449\/files\/IMG-3693.png?v=1753450675","url":"https:\/\/shamanicneedles.com\/products\/untitled-jul25_17-31","provider":"Shamanic Needles ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}